May 2011
42 posts
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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May 31st
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I
Like how I surround myself with people who can down a pack of cigarettes like nobody’s business.  I don’t have the lungs for this.  
May 30th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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i just found out that United States of Tara was...
utterlyobscure: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 20th
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7 year old logic
Me: Ethan, do you know that the rapture and end of the world is coming? Ethan: You’re going to feel stupid when you wake up on Sunday, it’s just going to be bad weather.
May 20th
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Octo Mazing
So Octo Mom has finally gotten her own reality show. I cannot wait to see this hot mess in action with the basketball team she gave birth to. You don’t come back from something like that.
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 17th
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I am so depressed!
walkingdown5thavenue: I cannot believe they cancelled Brothers and Sisters :( We won’t get to see Kitty and Seth’s baby! We won’t get more Nora and Brody, fuuuuuck! And I’m gonna kill someone if they don’t do a CSI: NY season 8!
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 14th
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“I live in LA and girls always say to me “I’m not religious, but...”
– Daniel Tosh
May 14th
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“Speed is not a fun drug, unless you’re doing it on a Monday to get the...”
– Chelsea Handler
May 13th
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“If reality TV has taught us anything, it’s that you can’t keep people with no...”
– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock (via abirdseyeview)
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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Oh Facebook.
If the first two things I see on your facebook are quotes by Nelly, i’m not accepting your friends request.
May 12th
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May 12th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 8th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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Happy Endings
If I ever get married, it’s going to be a hot mess. I’m going to make my wife go to vegas. I like being able to gamble next to a holy union Were going to get married by my best friend, who is an ordained minister. I’m going to pay for it with a coupon, because all classy weddings use coupons, i’m pretty sure William and Kate had them. We’d have a crazy...
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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Fake People
Today has been a long day. I’m about a step away from cutting a bitch.
May 3rd